Therea an arctic monkey concert in Sunday and I’m not going and I want tofu king die and when people bring it up I cry.
"You painted a little wet patch on my panties with whispered words."
Michael Faudet (via quesoyoda)
Now, Today, Tomorrow, and Always.
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
#this is one of the best text posts in existance dont tell me otherwise
(Source: yabitter, via bitter-feminist)
a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh